Stranger Falls Down on Porch
The other day there was some salesman at our front door. I did not answer the door because I saw the sign on the side of his van. All of the sudden I hear a loud thump and hear someone yelling for help. I could not imagine what the problem was. It turns out it was an injury attorney that was trying to get some information about a neighbor’s party. I thought it was a salesman, so I felt pretty bad. I asked the guy if he was OK and he said he promised not to sue us. I said good because there is no way you could even get away with anything because it is your own fault you don’t know how to walk.
